Hey fans! You’ve all been waiting like forever for a new post, and here it is: I’m gonna make pickles. Like as a job. For realsies! Check out my Kickstarter (of which there is only 10 days left) It seems … Continue reading
It’s still cold here, but I’m already getting ready for some summertime cookouts in our new (BIG) yard. Bring on the potato salad!
Man, you guys have missed so much this past year! 2013 was great! Maybe I’ll tell you all about it…in 2014. Kisses!
Breaking news in the “places I never really wanted to go” category- I recently celebrated my first trip to Atlantic City… with a really awful hangover caused by $4 Hurricanes. Hold up a sec-I know what you’re thinking! “What are … Continue reading
No, not this one… This one! It says “Very Inspiring Blogger Award.” It’s not so much an actual “award” as it is some chain mail shenanigans slash blog award. Bloggers award it to several other bloggers, and within 2 months, they … Continue reading
Welcome to 2013, ya filthy animals! I hope your ugly, no good keester’s had an amazing holiday season. Maybe even better than Kevin McCalliaster? Mine was lovely, except for the fact I didn’t get to watch Elf. Not … Continue reading
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The new Boeing 787 Dreamliner can carry about 250 passengers. This blog was viewed about 1,400 times in 2012. If it were a Dreamliner, … Continue reading
Today I celebrate the 3 month anniversary of the last time I was employed. And what better way to celebrate than to make our apartment smell like Koreatown after 2 weeks with no power. That’s right you guys, I made … Continue reading
So it’s been a few weeks since my last post, and I imagine you’ve all been waiting on this shit like it was Chinese Democracy (incidentally, just like Axl, I too got a fucked up haircut. Why either of us … Continue reading
I’m sure you were not expecting a luchador. In fact, you were probably ready for the standard reply (e.g. when it’s ajar) or something hilariously vulgar (e.g. when it’s ajar like a sloppy porn vajay). Either way, it still serves … Continue reading